sleepin:

foragecore:

a mandarin orange is a most lovely fruit. compact + comes in a very tidy little vessel. rich in vitamin c and other essential nutrients. very sweet also

aqcuamarine:

am

gallusrostromegalus:

G O U R D   H O A R D

raediocloud:

Why walk when you can jump/fall a few stories?

thatsprettygayy:

peachcannery:

“The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep,”

— Robert Frost, from Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening in “The Poetry Of Robert Frost: The Collected Poems”

victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

cromerholt:

nicepost:

seatrench:

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

sorry the what? the what moray

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

egyederika:

fabbittle:

thelittlemerms:

reynaisalesbian:

reynaisalesbian:

the sixth year gryffindor boys dorms must have been so awkward like imagine being in a situation where you’re bunking with a girl’s ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, and older brother at the same time

slkdjflkdf like IMAGINE!!!! oh my god…like harry comes in with seconds to spare before curfew or whatever and ron like wants to know where he was and gets halfway through asking and then just trails off awkwardly and harry tries to laugh out of answering and dean’s just like unabashedly sulking/glaring and whoever else is in there just watching the whole thing wanting to crawl out the window

I would like to point out that the other person in their room was seamus who had a massive crush on dean so it was worse 

Poor Neville

Neville took her out to the Yule Ball

Ginny might just be a forbidden topic in that dorm